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Wed Oct 28, 2009, 11:47 AM
A couple things I wanted to cover here:

The first being, holy shit, it's two days to halloween and I have NO idea what I'm gonna be. I need a costume and I need one fast. I'm not looking for anything bulky or elaborate even. Something nice and preferrably sexy. So any ideas anyone?

Keep in mind I have next to NO cash, so getting creative is my only option almost. @.@


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Secondly I'd like to just take the time and plug a site. My friend Jeff is putting out demos quite often on his Myspace. If you havn't yet, check him out, add him as a friend, leave comments, or all of the above.

We both appreciate those who do. <33

Jeff's a singer/songwriter/musician with some of the most amazing talent I've ever come to know. Everything you hear on every track is all him, his computer and his imagination. His styles range and vary from rocky and folky with brilliant acoustic and driving electric, to homemade beats and tasteful samples.

www [dot] myspace [dot] com [slash] jeffdelaneyforsale

[link] [link] [link]







COMMISSION SLOTS ARE OPEN!!
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The Details:

Commission Info & Pricing:-->

I'll only be taking a few at a time, because I really don't have much time to do assloads yaknow? And when I finally buy a tablet, things will get fun.


Lineart > $10.00 ---- just a basic lineart inking. Nothing too complicated.
Detailed Sketch or Inkart > $15.00 ---- A little more detailed sketch in either pencil or ink
Ink & Color > $20.00 ---- The works. Inked and color done in Prismacolor or perhaps pencil crayon.



A couple things I'd like to mention though. My strong point is character commissions, but hey, you're the one paying, I'll see what I can do. I'm best at animals, fantasy and real.


SO COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!! TIL FURTHER NOTICE, LOVES!!

DISCLAIMER:: I cannot be responsible for the shipping of original pieces. I will post them willingly on the internet, but if you wish to have the original shipped to you then the delivery charges will have to be covered by the client. Sorry. I'm just not making enough money right now to be doing that. ):


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To-Do List (ON HOLD)

Gift for - :icontwilightmagician:
Commission for - :iconthat-vain-one:

________________________________________ __________________

Recent Commissions

:iconcoolislandsong: - Something funky <3 - ($10 paid)
:iconguardian22: - Pair Ink & Color - ($20 paid)

Huru of FA - Group Ink & Color - ($20 paid)

KuronoEnyo of FA - Pair Lineart - ($10 paid)

If I'm missing anyone, please note or message me. :3

  • Mood: Adoration
  • Listening to: Polite Dance Song - The Bird and the Bee
  • Reading: The Politics of Experiance & the Bird of Parad

If You Havin' Girl Troubles

Mon Oct 12, 2009, 9:44 PM
I feel bad for you, son.
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one.



Just sayin. Holla atcha cat.








COMMISSION SLOTS ARE OPEN!!
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The Details:

Commission Info & Pricing:-->

I'll only be taking a few at a time, because I really don't have much time to do assloads yaknow? And when I finally buy a tablet, things will get fun.


Lineart > $10.00 ---- just a basic lineart inking. Nothing too complicated.
Detailed Sketch or Inkart > $15.00 ---- A little more detailed sketch in either pencil or ink
Ink & Color > $20.00 ---- The works. Inked and color done in Prismacolor or perhaps pencil crayon.



A couple things I'd like to mention though. My strong point is character commissions, but hey, you're the one paying, I'll see what I can do. I'm best at animals, fantasy and real.


SO COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!! TIL FURTHER NOTICE, LOVES!!

DISCLAIMER:: I cannot be responsible for the shipping of original pieces. I will post them willingly on the internet, but if you wish to have the original shipped to you then the delivery charges will have to be covered by the client. Sorry. I'm just not making enough money right now to be doing that. ):


________________________________________ ___________________________

To-Do List (ON HOLD)

Gift for - :icontwilightmagician:
Commission for - :iconthat-vain-one:

________________________________________ __________________

Recent Commissions

:icondaninole: - DONE Inked Pic of character Mal - ($15 paid) DONE
:iconcoolislandsong: - Something funky <3 - ($10 pending)
:iconguardian22: - Pair Ink & Color - ($20 paid)

Huru of FA - Group Ink & Color - ($20 paid)

KuronoEnyo of FA - Pair Lineart - ($10 paid)

If I'm missing anyone, please note or message me. :3

  • Mood: Yearning
  • Listening to: Mom snoring
  • Reading: Lord of the Flies

Misery Loves Company

Sun Oct 4, 2009, 11:41 AM
"These times are sent to try men's souls,
But something's wrong with all you see.
You, you'll take it all upon yourself,
Remember Misery loves company."


You, you know exactly who you are, but perhaps you don't know what you've done. I hope you by some off chance see this so I don't have to talk to you because I'm sick and I'm tired of trying to find excuses to do that these days. (You don't need excuses to talk to people who are really your friend.)

Once upon a time you were the most beautiful thing to me and there was no wrong you could do. You were a grace so mysteriously intriguing, magnetic in your ways, your thoughts and your views on the world. We were two people as vastly different as the sun and the moon, but at the same time very alike. I learned from you, looked up to you, adored you. Then we split, a couple times actually, but even after that it seemed we could at least take the mature path and try to be friends with each other.

But then time passed, you became less volatile to the ideas, you began to fade out of my life and I had to find reason after reason just to say hi to you. And to make matters harder I could see life getting worse for you, I could see you are unhappy, bored, unable to make ends meet just yet and ALL I've ever wanted was to at least be a friend and be there to support you.

But no, maybe you thrive on the misery in your life. I can't say you deserve it, because I do love you, vastly, perhaps irrationally so seeing how you've treated me this last little while. I've wasted so much of my time trying for you, trying to say the right thing. Every time I say hi, try to make a conversation and just be there because I see you hurting you turn around and abuse my efforts. You scar me with words, you accuse me of bullshit, and you put words and ideas into my mouth that I never intend. You make life more difficult.

I know you do not need me in your life to make it somewhere. But let it be known that by shrugging aside the love I've tried to throw to you, by never upholding your end in this that you've chosen a lonely, lonely road. Your friends are gone, you have no job and well now, maybe I'm building myself up by saying this, but you're losing someone who truly cared and loved you despite the complete and utter shit you have put them through. I've been blinded by my own idiotic thoughts that maybe I could be of some faint importance to you and by a love that makes no sense even to me anymore. Honestly, I can't even remember why I love you as much as I do. I really have no reason to.

Enjoy your life, stubbornly pushing away the people who really care with excuses and unwarranted hatred and negativity. I really hope you like it way up there on your throne of pig-headed self righteousness. I hear it gets lonely up there..


Sorry about that everyone. But I'm a very very angry, Blitzy.





COMMISSION SLOTS ARE OPEN!!
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The Details:

Commission Info & Pricing:-->

I'll only be taking a few at a time, because I really don't have much time to do assloads yaknow? And when I finally buy a tablet, things will get fun.


Lineart > $10.00 ---- just a basic lineart inking. Nothing too complicated.
Detailed Sketch or Inkart > $15.00 ---- A little more detailed sketch in either pencil or ink
Ink & Color > $20.00 ---- The works. Inked and color done in Prismacolor or perhaps pencil crayon.



A couple things I'd like to mention though. My strong point is character commissions, but hey, you're the one paying, I'll see what I can do. I'm best at animals, fantasy and real.


SO COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!! TIL FURTHER NOTICE, LOVES!!

DISCLAIMER:: I cannot be responsible for the shipping of original pieces. I will post them willingly on the internet, but if you wish to have the original shipped to you then the delivery charges will have to be covered by the client. Sorry. I'm just not making enough money right now to be doing that. ):


________________________________________ ___________________________

To-Do List (ON HOLD)

Gift for - :icontwilightmagician:
Commission for - :iconthat-vain-one:

________________________________________ __________________

Recent Commissions

:icondaninole: - DONE Inked Pic of character Mal - ($15 paid) DONE
:iconcoolislandsong: - Something funky <3 - ($10 pending)
:iconguardian22: - Pair Ink & Color - ($20 paid)

Huru of FA - Group Ink & Color - ($20 paid)

KuronoEnyo of FA - Pair Lineart - ($10 paid)

If I'm missing anyone, please note or message me. :3

  • Mood: Contempt
  • Listening to: My Friend of Misery - Metallica
  • Reading: Lord of the Flies
  • Watching: Family Guy

Brett, Blitzy, Brian and some Dot Hongs

Mon Sep 28, 2009, 5:29 PM
Hey folks, some fun news.

Very soon I'm going to be helping a good friend of mine and awesome musician who goes by the name of Brett Jerrett ( check him out at [link] ) in the production of a music video.

A little while back he agreed to make a music video for an Indie band from Brooklyn, New York by the name of Brian Bonz and the Dot Hongs. He pitched a concept and they really liked it, which is pretty damn awesome. Anyways he asked me, along with a couple of my other friends to help him out in the production of the video.

This means not only do I get to be in the music video, but I get to help out with the art and concept that goes with it. I'm soooooooo excited and can't wait to start shooting.




To hear tunes from Brian Bonz and the Dot Hongs check out their site. [link]
Or their myspace: [link]






COMMISSION SLOTS ARE OPEN!!
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v

The Details:

Commission Info & Pricing:-->

I'll only be taking a few at a time, because I really don't have much time to do assloads yaknow? And when I finally buy a tablet, things will get fun.


Lineart > $10.00 ---- just a basic lineart inking. Nothing too complicated.
Detailed Sketch or Inkart > $15.00 ---- A little more detailed sketch in either pencil or ink
Ink & Color > $20.00 ---- The works. Inked and color done in Prismacolor or perhaps pencil crayon.



A couple things I'd like to mention though. My strong point is character commissions, but hey, you're the one paying, I'll see what I can do. I'm best at animals, fantasy and real.


SO COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!! TIL FURTHER NOTICE, LOVES!!

DISCLAIMER:: I cannot be responsible for the shipping of original pieces. I will post them willingly on the internet, but if you wish to have the original shipped to you then the delivery charges will have to be covered by the client. Sorry. I'm just not making enough money right now to be doing that. ):


________________________________________ ___________________________

To-Do List (ON HOLD)

Gift for - :icontwilightmagician:
Commission for - :iconthat-vain-one:

________________________________________ __________________

Recent Commissions

:icondaninole: - DONE Inked Pic of character Mal - ($15 paid) DONE
:iconcoolislandsong: - Something funky <3 - ($10 pending)
:iconguardian22: - Pair Ink & Color - ($20 paid)

Huru of FA - Group Ink & Color - ($20 paid)

KuronoEnyo of FA - Pair Lineart - ($10 paid)

If I'm missing anyone, please note or message me. :3

  • Mood: Miserable
  • Listening to: Brian Bonz and the Dot Hongs
  • Reading: Lord of the Flies
  • Watching: The Simpsons

Being in Love Sucks + stuff

Sun Sep 27, 2009, 11:06 PM
Yup.

Being in love sucks even more then before now.

Seriously guys I have no clue what to do with myself anymore. Art may halt for a while, I don't know...


I'm so sorry. I wish you would read this and see the regret I live with.












COMMISSION SLOTS ARE OPEN!!
v
v

The Details:

Commission Info & Pricing:-->

I'll only be taking a few at a time, because I really don't have much time to do assloads yaknow? And when I finally buy a tablet, things will get fun.


Lineart > $10.00 ---- just a basic lineart inking. Nothing too complicated.
Detailed Sketch or Inkart > $15.00 ---- A little more detailed sketch in either pencil or ink
Ink & Color > $20.00 ---- The works. Inked and color done in Prismacolor or perhaps pencil crayon.



A couple things I'd like to mention though. My strong point is character commissions, but hey, you're the one paying, I'll see what I can do. I'm best at animals, fantasy and real.


SO COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!! TIL FURTHER NOTICE, LOVES!!

DISCLAIMER:: I cannot be responsible for the shipping of original pieces. I will post them willingly on the internet, but if you wish to have the original shipped to you then the delivery charges will have to be covered by the client. Sorry. I'm just not making enough money right now to be doing that. ):


________________________________________ ___________________________

To-Do List (ON HOLD)

Gift for - :icontwilightmagician:
Commission for - :iconthat-vain-one:
Commission for - :icondemin8891:

________________________________________ __________________

Recent Commissions

:icondaninole: - DONE Inked Pic of character Mal - ($15 paid) DONE
:iconcoolislandsong: - Undecided - (? not paid)
:iconguardian22: - Pair Ink & Color - ($20 paid)

Huru of FA - Group Ink & Color - ($20 paid)

KuronoEnyo of FA - Pair Lineart - ($10 paid)

If I'm missing anyone, please note or message me. :3

  • Mood: Miserable
  • Listening to: silence
  • Reading: Lord of the Flies

Wanna bang? 

26%
23 deviants said You kidding me?! Hell yes!! Get outta them clothes! >8U
26%
23 deviants said Uhnf uhnf uhnf uhnf *pant*
20%
18 deviants said What?!
14%
13 deviants said HELP! RAPE!
14%
13 deviants said Ew no 8c

Shoutbox

*Blitzkreig-Storm:iconBlitzkreig-Storm:
*Whispers back* Aves Pecker. YER ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL nuts. c:
Sat Nov 7, 2009, 8:30 PM
~TwilightMagician:iconTwilightMagician:
Hurdurdurdurdurdur
Sun Nov 1, 2009, 10:58 PM
~Glowcrow:iconGlowcrow:
:heart:
Sun Nov 1, 2009, 1:00 PM
~Aveilthe:iconAveilthe:
*whispers* vajaja
Fri Oct 30, 2009, 12:05 PM
~Atticus-LeyVaie:iconAtticus-LeyVaie:
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh i love you heehaheahehahahahehahe
Wed Oct 28, 2009, 11:54 AM
*Blitzkreig-Storm:iconBlitzkreig-Storm:
-Bump- >.>
Tue Oct 27, 2009, 11:20 AM
*Blitzkreig-Storm:iconBlitzkreig-Storm:
It takes a dedicated hand to put it through the wall! D<
Sat Oct 17, 2009, 9:50 PM
~TaintedAzaelia:iconTaintedAzaelia:
-trying to resist but can't- ...PENIS LOL LOL LOL LOL
Thu Oct 15, 2009, 1:34 PM
~aquaticmind:iconaquaticmind:
YER ALL SILLY |:
Wed Oct 14, 2009, 11:17 PM
~Aveilthe:iconAveilthe:
*walks out*
Wed Oct 14, 2009, 4:19 PM

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